"How a functionalist farce became a modern morality play"

Act I. A functionalist farce

I.1.i Question: "Does nationalism conflict with globalization?"

I fear that our own strain of public-spirited narcissism (conspicuous consumption) will become incurable the day our rough utilitarian synthesis slouches toward the last tribe on earth.

Act I. How a functionalist farce became a modern morality play

I.2 His Question Questioned

I.2.ii A Functionalist Defines Nationalism

I.2.iii A Functionalist Defines Capitalism

I prefer to let capitalism denote consumerism, profit's enslavement of thought, marketing's enslavement of man. Capitalism functions as a vector for fetishism, which is just one's expectation to find more delight in things than in people.

I.3 His Question Answered

Let me conjure the stakes for you. Capitalism already captured TV; if you're a zombie, come claim your plunder; forever may you cherish this dividend of childhood, memories of meals eaten in a frontfacing row with your parents alongside.

I.5.i But maybe he said "We're in luck"? I can't hear so well over the harping cherubs

"A functionalist morality play"

Act I. How a functionalist's farce became a modern morality play

I.1 Man's search for a paper topic

I.1.i Question: "Does nationalism conflict with globalism?"

What impressed me, when I asked this of a FedSoc classmate, was his quick reflexes: “Obviously!” Then again, a libertarian is an adult who still believes an invisible hand will catch him, no matter which way he leaps.

I.1.ii Method: informal colloquy (aka magic)

Yet in his reflexive dismissiveness, I recognized myself: hiding my beliefs from logic, smuggling to judgment.

Seeing my mulishness in his shook my confidence in my masculinity (for, what distinguishes man from the animals, is our patience to articulate phrases like "what distinguishes man from the animals"; plus, mules are sterile). I groped for a path from mulehood to manhood; I remembered Eben saying that the path to judgment passes through understanding; my hoof jerked one evolutionary hoofstep towards rumination.

And a miracle came to pass: two mules ruminated together.

I.2 His question

I.2.i Is it even a valid question?

"It becomes a valid question when I answer it," I brayed. "Wait for the answer."

I.2.ii Defining Nationalism functionally

An Ism is a vision that empowers an audience to lead itself somewhere.

Nationalism is a tautology ("an audience pursuing whatever vision it arrives at") until measured against an independent variable. Rousseau called that outside stimulus a "lawgiver," but it's just a name.

The converse feels equally true: we can define a nation as a group with a consistent social reaction to a known stimulus. Its identity is that reaction. The national axes against which anthropologists measure identities—attitudes towards God, poverty, death, leisure—were long entrenched by the time global corporations disembarked on native shores.

I.2.iii Defining Capitalism functionally

Today, the external stimulism is globalism. By which I mean Globalization, by which I mean Capitalism. ("Arghhh," brayed my classmate. "You strain for parallelism.") Marx defined capitalism as the phenomenon unfolding between the French and Communist Revolutions. I prefer to let it denote consumerism, profit's enslavement of thought, marketing's enslavement of man. Capitalism functions as a vector for fetishism, which is just one's expectation to find more delight in things than people.

I.3 His Answer

I.3.i Nationalism - Capitalism = armies+highways+lighthouses = Love

Thus the phrase "private property" carries a double meaning: capitalism invites the individual to cannibalize his public spirit, to digest love and reconstitute it as onanism.

I.3.ii Nationalism vs. Capitalism = socialism vs. solipsism = Us vs. Me

The tide of globalism has been rising since World War II. It drowns ancient cultures, has tapped out the sea of faith, is a reverse land bridge for the global migration of Chinese-sourced tchotchkes.

The Amish invite every member to enjoy the city before he must choose local communalism or urban narcissism. But they postpone his informed decision until sixteen years of communal inculcation. Under globalism, the international agents of industrial stockholders invade the communes; glut the next generation's infant fetishes; indoctrinate by addiction.

I.3.iii Nationalism vs. Capitalism→colonialism = socialism vs. solipsism→utilitarianism

But even if the answer to my question is "yes," it cannot be a "yes" of the form, "and the winner will be ..." Rather, the industrial world is reconciling these symbolic foes dialectically:

* nationalism vs. capitalism→colonialism
* socialism vs. solipsism→utilitarianism

These marriages seem more stable, and more volatile, than the one-night stand the Nazis pulled on the Communists. Yet the one thing socialism and solipsism still won't discuss at pillow talk is how to actually measure the utilities they claim to be adding. They can't.

I.4 His tragedy

I.4.i While the national folkdance is still getting its shoes on ...

If business is "That government which markets its brand through sales contracts," we may restate my question thus: whether corporations (transferable-contractual-solipsistic-private spirited) or constitutions (territorial-democratic-socialist-public spirited) can market (legitimize) themselves better.

Let me conjure the stakes for you. Capitalism already captured TV: if you're a zombie, you won; forever may you cherish your memories of childhood, eating dinner in a frontfacing row with your parents alongside. But Bloch would look for the "storm corner for the revolution" in the Internet.

I.4.ii ... Globalization gets halfway around the world ...

Alas, I suspect the storm in this corner will fizzle out like all the others. We've long drifted from Jeffersonian democracy into the totalitarian feudalism of corporate contracts.

I.4.iii ... so face it, we're fucked.

I.5 His catharsis

I.5.i But maybe he said "We're in luck"? I can't hear well over the harping cherubs

I.5.ii Legitimacy

I.5.iii Oversight

I.5.iv No ancestors! We're freeeeee! ! !

Act II. Modern morality play : messiah :: Functionalist farce : overman

TO BE CONTINUED ...

The question is relevant because I personally think we're drifting into a libertarian world governed by corporate contracts instead of democratic legislation, as corporations use their marketing (brainwashing) machines to entrench the legitimacy of their property rights. (Inspired by the fatalism of Eduard Bernstein and Ernst Bloch [whose actual arguments I barely remember]). However, I think a world governed by contracts will do rather nicely, as long as the public sphere ("We the People") remains somehow empowered to change the rules of the game (inspired by Peter Drucker). (But how do you organize a planet of billions of people?)

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-- By AndrewGradman - 09 Feb 2008

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